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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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