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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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