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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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