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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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