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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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