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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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