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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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