Pictures:

What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

2499

What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

2394

What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

404

What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

2451

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

3184

What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

129

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235

How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

2087

What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

2624

What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

1137

Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

1159

What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

1504