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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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