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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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