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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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