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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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