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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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