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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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