Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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