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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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