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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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