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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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