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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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