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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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