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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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