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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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