Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

787
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

2370
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

1772
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

1444
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

949
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

2847
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

1605
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

2830
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

2921