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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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