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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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