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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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