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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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