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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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