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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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