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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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