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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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