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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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