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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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