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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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