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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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It escapes me.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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