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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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