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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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