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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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