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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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