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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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