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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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