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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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