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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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