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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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