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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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