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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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