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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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It escapes me.

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