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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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