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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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