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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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