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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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