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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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