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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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