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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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