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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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