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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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