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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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