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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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