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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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