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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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