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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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