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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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