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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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