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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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