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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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