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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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