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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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