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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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