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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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