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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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