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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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