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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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