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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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