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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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