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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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