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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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