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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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