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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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