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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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