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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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