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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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