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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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