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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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