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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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