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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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