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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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