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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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