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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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