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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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