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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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