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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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