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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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