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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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