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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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