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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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