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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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