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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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