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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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