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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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