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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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