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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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