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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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It's a lap top.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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