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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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