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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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