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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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