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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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