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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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