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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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