Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

2214
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

2034
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

128
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

2674
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

3256
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

426
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

2360
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

3404
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

2964
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

2167