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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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