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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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