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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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