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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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