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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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