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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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