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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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