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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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