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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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