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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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