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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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