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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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