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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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