Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is this?

A buoys club.

1879
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

1030
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

798
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

1029
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

445
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

3367
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

1590
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

520
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

1293
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

779
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

461