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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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