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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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