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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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