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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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