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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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