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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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