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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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