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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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