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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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