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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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