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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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