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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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