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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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