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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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