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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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