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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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