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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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