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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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