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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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