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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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