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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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