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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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