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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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