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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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