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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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