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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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