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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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