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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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