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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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