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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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