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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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C to shining C

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Yisro Whale

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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